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Archive for 2004
GOODBYE 2004/HELLO 2005! (December 31, 2004)
CAMELTOE (December 30, 2004)
THE BIG APPLE (December 29, 2004)
CHEESY POTATOES (December 28, 2004)
THE NEW YEAR COMETH (December 27, 2004)
THE AVOIDANCE OF POST PARTUM CHRISTMAS DEPRESSION (December 26, 2004)
THAT CHRISTMAS THING (December 25, 2004)
TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE (December 24, 2004)
PERFECTLY COIFFED (December 23, 2004)
SPREADING CHRISTMAS JOY LIKE A FUNGUS (December 22, 2004)
THE DENSE NOTES (December 21, 2004)
SNOWY AND BLOWY AND MISTLETOEY (December 20, 2004)
IF YOU ASK ME (December 19, 2004)
THE X-RATED GEESE (December 18, 2004)
DIAL C FOR CHRISTMAS (December 17, 2004)
THE CALLING BIRDS (December 16, 2004)
SMELL-O-NOTES (December 15, 2004)
IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS (December 14, 2004)
HO, HO, HO (December 13, 2004)
THE WINDMILLS OF MY MIND (December 12, 2004)
THE WHIRLING DERVISH (December 11, 2004)
80,000 POSTS (December 10, 2004)
BACK IN THE SWING OF THINGS (December 9, 2004)
HAINES 57 (December 8, 2004)
THE COLUMN WITHOUT A TITLE (December 7, 2004)
THE RODRIGUEZ EFFECT (December 6, 2004)
THE OOMPH FACTOR (December 5, 2004)
PITH AND VINEGAR (December 4, 2004)
LIKE A GAZELLE IN A MOSH PIT (December 3, 2004)
SWEET GHERKINS (December 2, 2004)
A DECEMBER TO REMEMBER (December 1, 2004)
NOVEMBER, WE HARDLY KNEW YE (November 30, 2004)
RARIN’ TO GET CRACKIN’ (November 29, 2004)
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF THE WEEK (November 28, 2004)
IT’S DE-LENGTHY NOTES (November 27, 2004)
THE POST-GOBBLE GOBBLE (November 26, 2004)
TURKEY LURKEY TIME (November 25, 2004)
GOBBLE-GOBBLE (November 24, 2004)
ONE DAY AT A TIME (November 23, 2004)
I YAM WHAT I YAM (November 22, 2004)
FLASHBACK (November 21, 2004)
TRIVIAL PURSUIT (November 20, 2004)
NO MORE HALVAH (November 19, 2004)
I’D LIKE TO DO AN IMPRESSION OF MY TOOTH (November 18, 2004)
THE LIVELY AND FESTIVE NOTES (November 17, 2004)
CLEAR AS A BELL, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE (November 16, 2004)
THE TRIPLE LUTZ (November 15, 2004)
I GOT RHYTHM (November 14, 2004)
THIS VERY DAY (November 13, 2004)
A CONVENTIONAL DITHER (November 12, 2004)
VAMP TILL READY (November 11, 2004)
RUG STORY (November 10, 2004)
THE ANNIVERSARY WALTZ (November 9, 2004)
THE LIVELY AND SPARKLING TEETH (November 8, 2004)
DON’T RAIN ON MY PARADE (November 7, 2004)
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET (November 6, 2004)
THE MAGIC FINGERS (November 5, 2004)
TINKLING THE IVORIES (November 4, 2004)
WEBSITE NOT RESPONDING (November 3, 2004)
INFORMATION OVERLOAD (November 2, 2004)
I HEREBY DECREE (November 1, 2004)
THE HUNGARIAN IN THE CLOSET (October 31, 2004)
MY OH SO SENSITIVE SKIN (October 30, 2004)
PACKED TO THE GILLS (October 29, 2004)
THE DISAPPEARING TOES (October 28, 2004)
THE WANING DAYS OF OCTOBER (October 27, 2004)
THE POMPOUS BASSOON (October 26, 2004)
CATCHING UP (October 25, 2004)
THE POINT (October 24, 2004)
BRIEFS (October 23, 2004)
AZOOLAPALLOL (October 22, 2004)
MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN (October 21, 2004)
HERE’S THAT RAINY DAY (October 20, 2004)
THE METAPHORICAL ME (October 19, 2004)
EEK (October 18, 2004)
SOMETHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT (October 17, 2004)
FRUIT (October 16, 2004)
CLICKABLE BUTTOCKS (October 15, 2004)
QUICK THURSDAY (October 14, 2004)
RECONSIDERING MY DICTUM (October 13, 2004)
TUESDAY DAY HIGH (October 12, 2004)
T (October 11, 2004)
COLUMBUS DAY? (October 11, 2004)
PITHY REMARDS (October 10, 2004)
3D (October 9, 2004)
CHICKEN IS THE THEME (October 8, 2004)
ZOOM (October 7, 2004)
EFFERVESCENT AND EBULLIENT (October 6, 2004)
KUNG PAO (October 5, 2004)
WE HAD US A TIME (October 4, 2004)
COUGH COUGH (October 3, 2004)
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER (October 2, 2004)
OCTOBERFEST (October 1, 2004)
TRY TO REMEMBER (September 30, 2004)
THE NAME GAME (September 29, 2004)
PLOT TWISTS (September 28, 2004)
GETTING SERVICED (September 27, 2004)
THE WRAP UP (September 26, 2004)
FULL REPORT (September 25, 2004)
I’VE GOT A LOT OF LIVIN’ TO DO (September 24, 2004)
THE RELAXED NOTES (September 23, 2004)
THE UNSEEMLY HUM (September 22, 2004)
LIKE A FAERIE PRINCESS ON SPEEDBALLS (September 21, 2004)
POSSESSED (September 20, 2004)
MAKING A DENT (September 19, 2004)
GO KNOW (September 18, 2004)
ANTIQUATED EQUIPMENT (September 17, 2004)
MOVING DAY (September 16, 2004)
THE GLASS SUNDAE (September 15, 2004)
THE RETURN OF C.C. BROWN’S (September 14, 2004)
INSTALLING THE NIPPLE (September 13, 2004)
THIS WILL BE A VERY NICE HOUSE (September 12, 2004)
SOUP (September 11, 2004)
A MADCAP FERN IN HEAT (September 10, 2004)
HOME IMPROVEMENT (September 9, 2004)
A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME (September 8, 2004)
SMALL CHANGE (September 7, 2004)
THE NOTHING NOTES (September 6, 2004)
LARD ON A CHEESE STICK (September 5, 2004)
HOT WATER (September 4, 2004)
THE SVELTE ME (September 3, 2004)
ON LOCATION (September 2, 2004)
PINS AND NEEDLES (September 1, 2004)
NO MORE TUMULT (August 31, 2004)
THE MOLD PEOPLE (August 30, 2004)
THE EXHAUSTED NOTES (August 29, 2004)
WILD HORSES (August 28, 2004)
THE P PROBLEM (August 27, 2004)
ONE SOLITARY DING DONG (August 26, 2004)
THE STATE OF FLUX (August 25, 2004)
SOAP OPERA (August 24, 2004)
THE LATENESS OF THE NOTES (August 23, 2004)
NOW IS THE TIME (August 22, 2004)
BRIEFS (August 21, 2004)
THE ABBREVIATED NOTES (August 20, 2004)
FREAKS (August 19, 2004)
THE CEREAL KILLER (August 18, 2004)
THE MATCHING DICKIE (August 17, 2004)
THE DIVOON VERONICA (August 16, 2004)
THE SATURDAY REPORT (August 15, 2004)
OVERTIRED (August 14, 2004)
OPENING NIGHT (August 13, 2004)
CASTING ASPERSIONS (August 12, 2004)
THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE (August 11, 2004)
THE TELLER OF TALES (August 10, 2004)
THE HOME STRETCH (August 9, 2004)
MY DAY OFF (August 8, 2004)
SICK OF SANDWICHES (August 7, 2004)
THE KEMPT ME (August 6, 2004)
FRIED FOODS (August 5, 2004)
EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM (August 4, 2004)
GNEKTH KEJJ TI HGHKE TTBJKJ (August 3, 2004)
BOYCOTTING THE PIT BULL (August 2, 2004)
THE ALL-DAY AFFAIR (August 1, 2004)
THE MEDIUM IS THE MASSAGE (July 31, 2004)
THE ZONKED NOTES (July 30, 2004)
BALM IN GILEAD (July 29, 2004)
BKs ARE GO (July 28, 2004)
A WAIT AND SEE ATTITUDE (July 27, 2004)
IN THE LOOP (July 26, 2004)
JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED (July 25, 2004)
CROOKED NOTES (July 24, 2004)
CHOREOGRAPHY (July 23, 2004)
SHOOTING THE BREEZE (July 22, 2004)
UP-TO-THE-MINUTE (July 21, 2004)
THE STRAIGHTFORWARD NOTES (March 22, 2004)
MY USUAL SELF (February 26, 2004)
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